chosenofkagami:

titsling:

what does a cock ring feel like

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19 hours ago // 5,409 notes

omgdean:

metatron is basically just the umbridge of supernatural

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19 hours ago // 1,822 notes

the-treble:

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

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you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

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19 hours ago // 502,812 notes
I just didn’t want to be a lesbian. I’d never met one for a start, and I just thought they were strange and that they hated men, and they were very serious, and I had these ridiculous images in my head, and there were no out celebrities or politicians or anybody that I could look to and go, ‘Oh, I could be like that.’ There was nobody that I could say, ‘I could date her, and I want to be like her’… I just kind of thought ‘I don’t want to live like this. I don’t have to, I don’t need to,’ I just shut down the emotional life.

Portia de Rossi in a recent interview detailing her struggles to live as a closeted gay actress.

Remind people of this statement the next time someone tries to dust off the old “celebrities coming out is an attention-seeking waste of time because we don’t need their sexuality shoved into our faces” chestnut.

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^^for the longest time I thought I couldn’t like girls because I just couldn’t conceive of how it would look, as opposed to how it would feel

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2 days ago // 7,772 notes
  • me: wtf why is everyone going to bed, it's only-
  • me: oh

2 days ago // 392,893 notes
sitcomfamily:

Gets me every time

therobotmonster:

fuckyeahradiodeadair:

i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…

Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.

That’s a child. A living being that you made.

That shit goes on etsy.

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4 days ago // 183,349 notes

ryvkos:

so there I was, minding my own gay business, when suddenly a heterosexual looked at me! the nerve! how dare a mere mortal gaze upon my celestial being with their feeble eyes. how very distasteful

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4 days ago // 12,309 notes