parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.
Portia de Rossi in a recent interview detailing her struggles to live as a closeted gay actress.
Remind people of this statement the next time someone tries to dust off the old “celebrities coming out is an attention-seeking waste of time because we don’t need their sexuality shoved into our faces” chestnut.
^^for the longest time I thought I couldn’t like girls because I just couldn’t conceive of how it would look, as opposed to how it would feel
- me: wtf why is everyone going to bed, it's only-
- me: oh
i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
so there I was, minding my own gay business, when suddenly a heterosexual looked at me! the nerve! how dare a mere mortal gaze upon my celestial being with their feeble eyes. how very distasteful